A Little Story for You

April 8, 2006 / by constantvariable

Once upon a time there was a little bird flying south for the winter. He was running a little late and it was already so cold that he froze in mid-air and dropped to the ground. The little bird lay there dying and he had just about given up hope, when a cow came along and crapped on him. The crap was warm and it defrosted the little bird. So he lay there, covered in crap, but he was so happy to be alive that he began to sing. Well, a cat came along and heard the little bird singing. He picked him up, wiped off the crap... and ate him. The End.

The moral to the story is: Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy, and not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend. And when you're warm and happy, you should just keep your big mouth shut!

-Asa

5 comments on A Little Story for You

  • constantvariable said 2 years ago
    Oops... I already posted that, didn't I? Oh well! [BLUSH]
  • LovelyLinda said 2 years ago
    cute again--LL
  • Meanderthalis said 2 years ago
    [LOL]
  • vitriolaholic said 2 years ago
    Ooooooh I like the new blog look, mijo.
  • vitriolaholic said 2 years ago
    I tagged you to continue the Once Upon a Time story, cutie pants. [WINK]

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